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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Here's a tip my username has nothing to with me. I picked it randomly im not a christfag and im some Jesus freak. There now that that's out of the way. Im a flash artist and a music creator i like people who aren't retarded and i hate the heat.

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Sign-Up Date:
4/21/07

Level: 17
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Police Captain
Blams: 694
Saves: 1,473
Rank #: 3,061

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 2,850 / 3,210
Exp. Rank #: 9,458
Voting Pow.: 5.85 votes

BBS Posts: 3,005 (3.23 per day)
Flash Reviews: 138
Music Reviews: 18
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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PROTIP: To new users.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 15, 2009 @ 3:05 PM EDT

Clock day has always been spam and nothing more.

I see all these new users confused and wondering why everything gets 5'd

Well simple fact is it's clock day and everything will pass. So everyone votes 5 to get their E-PEEN up.

Eh so just vote 5 and no questions.

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Jesus-Owns-X

Zoey's Gone Wild

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 2, 2009 @ 6:33 AM EDT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
505689

This guy is great. He responded to many reviews asking for an uncensored Zoey flash and in time made one to appease the pervert in all of us.

Just though i'd plug it in my news section since at the moment i have nothing better to say.

Anyway favorite it, vote 5 or just write a review.

Till next time. Let me say one thing. "Our actions on the internet don't really mirror our real selves and traits"

Also the internet is not a big truck.

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Trolled so hard, yet trolled so far.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 28, 2009 @ 4:55 AM EDT

>Obvious intellectual fallacies.
>Contradict myself.
>Insult.

Holy shit. Please read the following comments and my comments back to him.
This is a prime example of a complete and utter fucking moron.

Thanks for playing the troll game. We hope to have you again sometime.

Oh and buddy. You're blocked for today so i can make sure you don't edit your response or anything.

Thanks for playing dumbass.

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Updated: 07/28/09 6:33 AM 17 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Looking for someone to work with

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 19, 2009 @ 9:26 PM EDT

I honestly have this idea for a flash in my head, but i need someone to help me with it.'

Of course they will get credit and it will be a dual flash.

PM me if you're interested, but as a warning im hard to work with and im lazy.

Anyway just PM me.

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Ask me anything

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 19, 2009 @ 10:18 AM EDT

Yes it's a generic ask me anything post.

Come on i have nothing better to do.

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Wow guys.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 15, 2009 @ 12:35 PM EDT

People are still voting down all my submissions after i talked about Waterlollies not being great and i voted 0 on it everyday.

Well i say go ahead. Does it matter? I laugh that you all waste your time "GETTING REVENGE FOR WATERLOLLIES" when i vote 0 everyday because the shit is overrated.

Anyway i don't care anyway. It's a website and people think it's bothering me?

I got a message saying

"Hahahahahhahaah im going to vote 0 on all your submissions everyday! Hows that? I hope you die!"

Wow.

Just wow....

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Steam Shovel Harry!

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 12, 2009 @ 12:26 AM EDT

Guys i implore you to try this excellent flash game.

http://www.e4.com/game/steamshovel-har ry/play.e4

It's utterly amazing. Possibly the best flash game ever. I mean yeah the intro is pretty damn lengthy, but seriously it's amazing.

So go try it please. You won't be disappointed :)

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Wow what a bunch of fucking children

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 10, 2009 @ 5:57 PM EDT

Holy shit newgrounders acting like children?

What a surprise.

I guess when i said i voted 0 on Waterlollies everyday the fucking "HURR DURR" squad decided "Hey lets vote 0 on all if his flash animations"

Seriously guys don't get your cunt all in a knot because i hated that flash. Don't be such little fags about all of this.

In other words CRY SOME MORE.

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Oh wow guys

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 10, 2009 @ 2:13 PM EDT

I made a thread on the forums about waterlollies and how i thought it was just not that good and how i vote 0 on it everyday and now all my flash have gone down a couple points

I mean i don't know it just seems like people got pissed and "HURR IMA VOTE DOWN UR FLASHHH"

Well whatever the case big news post coming.

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Mods account hacked. Fail ensues.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 10, 2009 @ 7:24 AM EDT

Well folks looks like some dipshit of a mod clicked a phish link placed by the [DD] and got his account hacked.

The fun really started when they abused his power banned fucking everyone, deleted threads, accounts ect.

Now the mods are like "IM NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT LOL JUST A GLITCH"

Come on don't be pussies man up and admit one of you fucked up got your account hacked and has learned never to click "Phishy" links.

Anyway a big goddamn massive fail if you ask me.

Good job Duck Division somehow i respect you.

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