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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Here's a tip my username has nothing to with me. I picked it randomly im not a christfag and im some Jesus freak. There now that that's out of the way. Im a flash artist and a music creator i like people who aren't retarded and i hate the heat.

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Sign-Up Date:
4/21/07

Level: 17
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Police Captain
Blams: 694
Saves: 1,473
Rank #: 3,103

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 2,850 / 3,210
Exp. Rank #: 9,628
Voting Pow.: 5.85 votes

BBS Posts: 2,997 (3.05 per day)
Flash Reviews: 137
Music Reviews: 18
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Jesus-Owns-X

G-G-G-Going strong.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X May. 9, 2009 @ 11:05 PM EDT

Im back like an artic blizzard.

SO FUCKING PRAISE ME YOU WORTHLESS MONGRELS.

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Jesus-Owns-X

Wellll

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Apr. 27, 2009 @ 2:22 AM EDT

Umm gosh.

People got the impression i was leaving, but im not....

I'll be here. Just not on as often.

Anyway update soon.

http://twitter.com/TimothyBreland

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Wooh

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Apr. 12, 2009 @ 3:41 PM EDT

Hello fellow newground users.

I don't think im ever coming back for good.

I'll pop in once in a while.

I wish you all well.

Peace and beetle juice.

-Tim

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Makin a comeback

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jan. 28, 2009 @ 12:03 AM EST

Iv'e been busy with school blah blah.

Im making more flash. Im getting a new laptop soon it's gonna be a beast.

Life is great. I love everything. My grandmother is getting married. Im making ok grades.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

Im coming back to NG because i missed you guys.

Welcome me back.

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Jesus-Owns-X

I mis-judged this site

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Dec. 7, 2008 @ 6:41 PM EST

Well in my last blog i said how shit this site was and how it was worse than ever before.

But you know honestly it could be worse.

Im not honestly putting alot of thought into this news post, but just overall this site isn't that bad and im going to contribute more to the community.

Why not just help instead of just calling this place shit.

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Well fuck

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Nov. 23, 2008 @ 2:18 AM EST

This site sucks so much dick now

It's so fucking mainstream it's crazy.

I feel like it's like Myspace, Youtube and a shitty forum of 13 year olds combined into a cesspool of shit and fail.

Bye Newgrounds i'll miss you.

NED.

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Jesus-Owns-X

Well

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Oct. 27, 2008 @ 10:21 PM EDT

Lifes picking up.

New girlfriend, first quarter of school is over and im enjoying life.

How are all of you?

tl;dr version: TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE IS

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Bleh.....

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Sep. 26, 2008 @ 5:23 AM EDT

Not much.

Homecoming week, Fun times, 10th grade.

I never get on here for more than 3 minutes anoymore.

TOO MUCH FUN TO BE HAVING

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Jesus-Owns-X

10th grade is cool.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 31, 2008 @ 10:35 PM EDT

10th grade is cool.

I like my classes im meeting new people and i barely get on here anymore.

The hurricane is hitting near where i live so it's pretty sucky here right now and i might not be on for a while.

Peace out peeps.

Updated: 08/31/08 10:35 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Meh

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 17, 2008 @ 8:13 PM EDT

Same old, same old.

World ending, new school year, girl that i like and a new slurry of friends.

Basically lifes great, but could be ending soon.

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