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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Hi, My names Tim. Im sort of an flash & audio artist. I could type more stuff here, but you don't want to know more anyway.

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Sign-Up Date:
4/21/07

Level: 14
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Police Lieutenant
Blams: 542
Saves: 1,174
Rank #: 3,490

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 1,990 / 2,180
Exp. Rank #: 12,852
Voting Pow.: 5.60 votes

BBS Posts: 2,913 (4.93 per day)
Flash Reviews: 121
Music Reviews: 15
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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Well fuck

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Nov. 23, 2008 @ 2:18 AM EST

This site sucks so much dick now

It's so fucking mainstream it's crazy.

I feel like it's like Myspace, Youtube and a shitty forum of 13 year olds combined into a cesspool of shit and fail.

Bye Newgrounds i'll miss you.

NED.

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Well

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Oct. 27, 2008 @ 10:21 PM EDT

Lifes picking up.

New girlfriend, first quarter of school is over and im enjoying life.

How are all of you?

tl;dr version: TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE IS

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Bleh.....

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Sep. 26, 2008 @ 5:23 AM EDT

Not much.

Homecoming week, Fun times, 10th grade.

I never get on here for more than 3 minutes anoymore.

TOO MUCH FUN TO BE HAVING

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10th grade is cool.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 31, 2008 @ 10:35 PM EDT

10th grade is cool.

I like my classes im meeting new people and i barely get on here anymore.

The hurricane is hitting near where i live so it's pretty sucky here right now and i might not be on for a while.

Peace out peeps.

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Meh

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 17, 2008 @ 8:13 PM EDT

Same old, same old.

World ending, new school year, girl that i like and a new slurry of friends.

Basically lifes great, but could be ending soon.

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Sophmore

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Aug. 11, 2008 @ 11:50 PM EDT

Im a Sophmore.

Too busy to get on NG sorry guys,

Have fun without me

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Xbox 360

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 25, 2008 @ 2:09 AM EDT

I got my 360 thats why i haven't been on.

Sorry Scarymovieguy and Snawsball you guys rock and i hope you guys keep topfag from being a bitch and keep making funny shit.

Anyway my Gamertag is Shadow Tim

Add me bitches.

peace.

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Wall-E

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 14, 2008 @ 2:57 AM EDT

Best movie ever.

I just saw the movie and was amazed. Wall-E is: A) A great story B) Packed with fun and humor C) Built up with memorable characters D) Fun for all ages E) Revolutionary in animation techniques

The world Pixar creates is so credible, you forget it is animation. Thumbs up for Wall-E as well, he is such a cute and adorable character, you will fall in love with him immediately. I loved EVE as well.

Fuck yeah Wall-E

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Jenna Ficsher is the hottest woman ever

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 30, 2008 @ 12:15 AM EDT

Jenna Ficsher is the hottest woman ever.

PROVE ME WRONG

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Oh no

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 28, 2008 @ 7:03 AM EDT

Something Happened.

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