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Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - September 16th, 2014


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Are you there?


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - September 5th, 2013


[depreciated]

Melatonin


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - July 29th, 2013


>NEWGROUNDS IS STILL AN OPERATING WEBSITE

Little Bribes.


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - February 28th, 2013


If it helps you fall in love.

I can change.


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - August 4th, 2012


Nothing's free but time when you're so damn poor.
But the past is death row,
And the future's a battlefield,
I hope we choose the right war.

Because I've been fist fighting gravity,
Since the day I learned how to breathe,
And I still wake up on the same cold floor i fell asleep on.

So I won't, but we shall overcome someday,
I can't do it alone, but I shall be free someday,
I don't know how to live,
But I'm sick of learning how to die.

Vampires are Poseurs (Song for the Breathing)


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - July 28th, 2012


My reaction to this site still being up and used by the exact same age group we all were when we found this place before moving on.

It's like an infinite fucking time machine for teenagers.

From here till utopia (song for the desperate)


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - May 5th, 2012


What a terrible day to be on this website.

Kids with guns.


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - February 9th, 2012


Guess what this animated image represents my reaction to and win fabulous prizes.

Took you for granted.


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - February 6th, 2012


Good job Tom. Keep the dream alive.


Posted by Jesus-Owns-X - February 3rd, 2012


Don't you ever forget.

The time is right.