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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Here's a tip my username has nothing to with me. I picked it randomly im not a christfag and im some Jesus freak. There now that that's out of the way. Im a flash artist and a music creator i like people who aren't retarded and i hate the heat.

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4/21/07

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Mods account hacked. Fail ensues.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 10, 2009 @ 7:24 AM EDT

Well folks looks like some dipshit of a mod clicked a phish link placed by the [DD] and got his account hacked.

The fun really started when they abused his power banned fucking everyone, deleted threads, accounts ect.

Now the mods are like "IM NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT LOL JUST A GLITCH"

Come on don't be pussies man up and admit one of you fucked up got your account hacked and has learned never to click "Phishy" links.

Anyway a big goddamn massive fail if you ask me.

Good job Duck Division somehow i respect you.

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Big post soon

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 10, 2009 @ 1:28 AM EDT

Don't you just hate posts before big news posts?

Anyway i have a news post coming soon regarding info on new Audio, Flash and possibly Art submissions.

So stay tuned.

In the mean time listen to this song.

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Elaborate troll?

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jul. 5, 2009 @ 8:55 PM EDT

There is a user named gamer30hrplus she claims so be an older woman/adult

Lets see how she acts.

Look at my last blog post and read some of the shit she says. She writes and talks like a fucking child. To think she might actually be an adult scares me.

She got pissed because i was joking around going on male/female userpages and posting "Tits please" it's not like i was targeting women i was kidding around. The she goes on to call me a child and then she says "WOMEN RULE THE WORLD MEN SUCK LOL" she claims that im just some stupid kid or something.

Well HURR DURR lady. Your conduct makes you look like fucking retard. You are either a very stupid human or an elaborate troll.

I want the public to decide.

Look at my last blog post and i'll post messages she sent me and comment either Troll or Retard.

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Im on a news posting spree.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 28, 2009 @ 5:45 AM EDT

It's umm about 4:50 A.M and im still up so im going to post on every single news post untill i get bored or fall asleep.

Im interested in seeing how many comments i get back.

In other words im fucking bored and im going to rape other peoples pages till i get tired.

Also big news post coming soon. So stay tuned.

Also here's a nice picture i made for you all.

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So i was in the videogame forums minding my own business when this obvious troll started talking about fallout 3 and he was saying some pretty stupid shit (Although i can't remember what he said)

So in turn i was feeling pretty saucy so i raged and told him to go die.

Then i get slapped with a ban? When did newgrounds become a cesspool of moral faggotry?

Ok so i deliberately responded to a troll "HURR TOTALLY REQUIRES A BAN"

I know it sounds like im whining, but seriously there's a point when someone should look past whatever rules there are and say "Hey look a troll lets ban him and the responders who raged should given a break"

Oh and FYI the troll didn't get banned i checked because im such a huge faggot.

tl;dr Mods=fags and should think before they whip out "THE BAN HAMMER DURR HURR"

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Art portal? Eh.

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 19, 2009 @ 2:20 AM EDT

So there's an art portal. (Well it's been there, but now there's a link"

In my opinion it's not that great. The layout is sub-par and the submissions are just, eh.

All it's going to end up turning into is a hentai gallery for 13 year old boys. In fact some idiot has uploaded a couple pics he took off the site.

Example 1/

I suggest reporting any hentai or stolen shit so we can get a hold on it before shit gets out of hand.

Anyway hopefully the art portal goes well and it's a good addition to the site.

UPDATE 1: Haha the submissions i flagged were taken down. Im glad the sysytem actually works.

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Megaman 2 Rap

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 14, 2009 @ 10:52 AM EDT

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God i just had to post this.

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Oh Jeez

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 5, 2009 @ 5:03 PM EDT

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
498327

Watch it. Live it. Love it.

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Sony E3 confrence 2006

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Jun. 3, 2009 @ 10:04 PM EDT

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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGEEE EE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEERRRRRRR

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Zoey's a Boomer

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X May. 10, 2009 @ 11:34 PM EDT

Overall i think it went well

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