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Total Medals Earned: 135 (From 36 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,695 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/7/09
50 Points
???
Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/7/09
50 Points
???
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Polygonal Victory 25 Points Beat the game!
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/225 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Child Chomper Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/26/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Ironic Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Patience Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Waste Not Unlocked 1/26/12
10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber 5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move
Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder
A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul 25 Points 01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Surf's Up Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill The Messenger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Best Ending Evar Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Private Party Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/100 (60/2,000 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 5/15/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 5/14/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 5/14/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 5/14/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
AAARGH! Unlocked 5/14/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 4/16 (25/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 5/14/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

People Person Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
Run 250 people over
Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/23/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/150 points)

Cute Explosions

Block Boom Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Destroy a Block
Critter Crunch Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Kill a Critter
Get A Weapon Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Collect a Weapon Box.
Just Plain Evil Unlocked 5/8/12
10 Points
Complete any stage.
Cloud Nine Unlocked 5/8/12
25 Points
Destroy a Cute Cloud
Need Help? Unlocked 5/8/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You Rebel Unlocked 12/24/13
25 Points
Destroy Newgrounds!
The Cake Is A Lie 10 Points Destroy a Cupcake
Sun Block 25 Points Destroy the Happy Sun
Just Plain Boring Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/10 (115/200 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 6/11/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 6/11/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Dangerous Treasures

Elmina Castle Unlocked 2/2/12
5 Points
Complete 5 levels
Paris Catacombs 10 Points Complete 10 levels
Yonaguni Pyramids 25 Points Complete 15 levels
Chavinda 50 Points Complete 25 levels
Machu-Picchu 50 Points Complete 20 levels
Egyptian Pyramids 100 Points Complete 30 levels

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)