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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Here's a tip my username has nothing to with me. I picked it randomly im not a christfag and im some Jesus freak. There now that that's out of the way. Im a flash artist and a music creator i like people who aren't retarded and i hate the heat.

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Flash Reviews: 137
Music Reviews: 18
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Score: 10
L4D Zoey´s Gonna Wild

"10 this time :)"

date: August 2, 2009

Truly epic.

Me and my penis thank you.

August 2, 2009

Author's Response:

Heheheheh, thanks!!
And you´re welcome... for you and you penis!

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Score: 9
Left4Drugs

"Nice animation."

submission: Left4Drugs
date: July 27, 2009

Solid animation and funny too.

You only get 9 out of 10 for not showing Zoey's tits.

Nice job.

July 27, 2009

Author's Response:

Hehehehe, thanks!!! Glad that you´ve liked!! And maybe I can make a adult version of that!!! xP

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Score: 0
Doowapa

"What?"

submission: Doowapa
date: July 19, 2009

Ok so you animated someone singing a song badly?

How is this a flash.

August 5, 2009

Author's Response:

moron. you probably sing like a dead cat and i didnt sing the song you casnt even lipsync dumbassssssssssss

also, its a flash because its a swf format and its on a FLASH portal. dumbass fucker

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Score: 5
Dad Is Over Nine

"Ugh"

submission: Dad Is Over Nine
date: July 15, 2009

Other than being well animated this wasn't funny to me.

The only reason this has a high score is because there are so many fucking newfags who think "LOL MEMES R SO FUNNEH ECKS DEE"

Anyway nice animation sadly you use it one overused and tiresome jokes.

July 16, 2009

Author's Response:

tipical faggot, you have 6 animation and 0 trophy ? and auto vote ? haha loser, back to you hole,
this is funny for a lot of boys

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Score: 9
Micro Agent

"It's great!"

submission: Micro Agent
date: June 15, 2009

I love this!

The gameplay is great, the graphics are good enough and it's just great.

Although it gets stale after a bit, but that's ok it's still fun.

I would love to see the little "Micro Agent" in some other adventure's and perhaps a series? Anyway good job on this and i'll be waiting for more.

June 15, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks, appreciate the info. A series does sound fun, especially with added features and enhancements, thanks.

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Score: 8
Webby 2

"Great"

submission: Webby 2
date: June 14, 2009

Great concept and idea.

Easy to understand and graphics are ok for what's need here.

Although having the enemies have pre-set routes kinda ruins the difficulty level a bit and it's easy to learn patters and time your moves.

You could try to program enemies that move randomly .

Anyway great game.

June 14, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks :)

I don't know you if you saw the red spiders.. but they're slightly more random than the black spiders

anyway... Im glad you enjoyed playing

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Score: 10
T E T R I S ' D

"Truly spectacular"

submission: T E T R I S ' D
date: June 7, 2009

A true masterpiece.

If only it was longer then it would be perfect.

June 7, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks!

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Score: 5
[KK] Ear Buds

"Loved it"

submission: [KK] Ear Buds
date: May 9, 2009

Other than being LOUD AS FUCK. It was a decently animated and sort of funny.

Reminds me of the older newgrounds flashes back when flash was young.

I likes it :3

May 10, 2009

Author's Response:

yeah, it was kinda loud if you had your speakers turned up, lol

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Score: 0
Sonic Fights Intro

"Failure on a massive scale"

submission: Sonic Fights Intro
date: May 6, 2009

Ok look i get what you we're trying to do dude.

But putting sonic sprites and poor flash skills (With linkin park music in the background) does not make a good flash.

Im sorry dude, but this was awful. All it did was make me laugh hard.

May 6, 2009

Author's Response:

do you have problem with linkin if you do take it up with them i dont give a fuck what you think

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Score: 10
Cardboard City

"Fuck"

submission: Cardboard City
date: July 14, 2008

Fuck the idiots who give it a bad review.

It was a beautiful piece of work.

July 14, 2008

Author's Response:

couldn't agree more ;)

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