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Jesus-Owns-X

Age/Gender: 15, Male
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Hi, My names Tim. Im sort of an flash & audio artist. I could type more stuff here, but you don't want to know more anyway.

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Jesus-Owns-X

The girl i like is tranferring schools!

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X May. 3, 2008 @ 10:39 AM EDT

So theres this girl i like and she's transferring schools after this school year is over (15 days).

And im really bummed and i need advice on something to do before she goes!

Any ideas Newgrounds?

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Thanks too all who helped and my next blog has the new info!

Updated: 05/05/08 4:49 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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May. 3, 2008 | 10:48 AM andhination says:

Day before she goes, kiss her, and run off shyly. The next day, just before she leaves, give her a really special present she'll love, say goodbye and hope she lives happily ever after.

May. 3, 2008 | 10:50 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thats actually a great fucking idea thank you very much!

I was expecting "RAPE HER" guess i was wrong lol


May. 3, 2008 | 11:36 AM sonic7845 says:

confess u like her the last day she probably likes u 2.

May. 3, 2008 | 12:00 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks for the comment.

One of her friends says she does :P


May. 3, 2008 | 1:05 PM JmdMagic says:

Your leader commands you to do what andhination said. Thank you.

May. 3, 2008 | 1:49 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Ok?


May. 3, 2008 | 1:11 PM NeonFlame126 says:

andhination really made the best post ever
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May. 3, 2008 | 1:49 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Yeah i guess that sums up what i should do


May. 3, 2008 | 1:35 PM Killers123 says:

Yeah, andhination, you are teh winn3r

I was gonna say something along the lines of what he said.

May. 3, 2008 | 1:49 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Fucking brilliant that guy is


May. 3, 2008 | 2:56 PM Fuoco says:

If you tell her how you feel about her and she feels something for you, then you'll just make it harder for her to leave.
And she'll leave anyway.

BUT that's your choice.

May. 3, 2008 | 3:01 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

o SHI-

I now have a choice.


May. 3, 2008 | 3:42 PM Eddie says:

Well, anyone who is an enemy of Bernard is a friend of mine!

May. 3, 2008 | 4:16 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Hello there! :)


May. 3, 2008 | 4:09 PM HorseSperm says:

RAPE HER

May. 3, 2008 | 4:17 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Dammit Horse Sperm!


May. 3, 2008 | 4:26 PM ShadowWest says:

Make an arrangement to see her, give her some flowers, tell her how you feel, kiss her, and beg her to stay, just like the movies.

May. 3, 2008 | 4:27 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

That could work.


May. 3, 2008 | 4:30 PM ShadowWest says:

you never know until you try ;)

May. 3, 2008 | 5:41 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

I will


May. 3, 2008 | 6:12 PM Pink-Ninja says:

Confront her a tell her how you feel about 4 or 5 days before she goes. That way if she likes you then you can have a few days together which will be special as shes leaving. Then when shes gone the two of you can always remember the short time you had :) If she dosent feel anything you only have a few days to lay low and feel rejected before shes gone and you can move on. Go for it son!!

May. 3, 2008 | 8:03 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

I SHALL


May. 3, 2008 | 9:34 PM Bullion says:

make her a plater cast of your cock, hand it to her, then whap out the real deal shout "jump on my fuckstick" then start singing my chemical romance songs.

it's how i met my girlfriend.

srsly.

May. 3, 2008 | 10:44 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Amazing story.

Also your not helping


May. 4, 2008 | 8:40 AM Ungar says:

Cheat on her to show your affection and how you're going to miss her.

May. 4, 2008 | 1:57 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Retard.


May. 4, 2008 | 1:07 PM andhination says:

If you don't let her know somehow, you'll never know.

Don't listen to Fuoco.

Old people regret what they didn't do more than the things they did.

May. 4, 2008 | 1:58 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

You're a goddamn goldmine of good information.


May. 4, 2008 | 5:20 PM Spaghetti14 says:

I think that you should tell her several days before, like Pink-Ninja said.
But don't beg her to stay because it will just make things more difficult for her.
Andhination basically said all the good stuff - and I think you should do something to that effect.
Good luck!

May. 4, 2008 | 5:24 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks


May. 4, 2008 | 10:20 PM Phantox says:

Get to know her. FAST


May. 4, 2008 | 10:22 PM Swordstick76 says:

dude go for it. she says no... sucks. she says yes, you haven't lost her! you got nothing at all to lose. DO IT!

and be nice. Go out, enjoy yourself, go out again. Pack as much time as possible. Then, a long term relationship.

Also, RAPE HER. (thank you horsesperm)


May. 5, 2008 | 1:55 PM Motorhead93 says:

Yooo mann, i'd tell her first, if ya already haven't, after that tell she looks good or she's beautiful. Before she leaves give her your number and email an shit like that so you can stay in contact. Also if she's asks why you like her, tell her becauses shes beautiful an shit, but then say shit bout her personality ya like, k?
Good Luck :)
Ohhh yeah dude, if ur not busy check out some of my audio submissions


May. 5, 2008 | 1:57 PM flashplayer5 says:

Ask her out, she says yes, you get a date, she says no, she has to leave anyway.


May. 10, 2008 | 1:20 PM Zombie-Toaster says:

You should make a blog entry about it.

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