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Age/Gender: 15, Male
Location: Alabama
Job: School/Song Maker

Hi, My names Tim. Im sort of an flash & audio artist. I could type more stuff here, but you don't want to know more anyway.

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AIM: Vescosein

Website: Newgrounds Extra

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4/21/07
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Jesus-Owns-X

Ive Been on Newgrounds a year!!!!

Posted by Jesus-Owns-X Apr. 5, 2008 @ 12:00 AM EDT

I HAVE BEEN ON NG FOR

Still counting the months i had no internet's (Thats the reason my post,blam ect is LOW)

Its been one wild motherfucking ride, from noob to little known poster to who the hell knows what.

I can still remember all the times i laughed and the times i just said "What the fuck?" and the few friends ive made.

I haven't done much for my first year in terms of flash, but im getting there iv'e been working on my skills before i really post anything here (I hate bad flashes)

So overall i love newgrounds and am staying for a long while. Im still sure things will only get more interesting from here!

So Happy NG Birthday to me!

Im putting my stats here so i can look at them when iv'e been on here for two years to see my progress.

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Updated: 04/21/08 2:41 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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50 Comments

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:01 AM WhiteDJ says:

grats i guess

Apr. 5, 2008 | 2:21 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks i guess

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:20 AM LORDBRASKA says:

jesus blows

Apr. 5, 2008 | 2:21 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

It's Just A name!

I wanted Vescosein

Updated: Apr. 7, 2008, 1:42 AM
Apr. 6, 2008 | 10:36 AM PieGraphGlock says:

Happy almost anniversary!

Apr. 6, 2008 | 12:52 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks Alot!

Apr. 7, 2008 | 3:58 AM Dools says:

HALLO THAR!

Apr. 7, 2008 | 9:08 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

HERRO I THINK WE HAVE BAD RECEPTION

Apr. 7, 2008 | 4:56 AM Zergzealot says:

HALLO THAR!

Apr. 7, 2008 | 9:09 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

HELLO THAR MIESTER CANDY FOR ME?

Apr. 10, 2008 | 11:36 AM Nikenick says:

congrats..

Apr. 10, 2008 | 5:17 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks

Apr. 10, 2008 | 11:44 PM poopmaster12 says:

Just for me... Take that link off ur sig... i clicked the one for if ur not gay, and ... IT's the same link! TO Meatspin! Get some dignity man!

Apr. 11, 2008 | 12:51 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thats the joke my good friend.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:25 AM Scrotaculous says:

If you're gonna stay, don't be a faggot and people will respect you. If you a good poster and people are still lame to you, then they are bad people. Don't be like them and I won't have to pm you gayness.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:52 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Dude get the fuck over it.

1. Thats the first time i did that

2. Internet= Not serious business

3. I said i was sorry so =(

Apr. 12, 2008 | 2:59 AM sldghmmr says:

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOUR MOTHER MAY HAVE BEEN BLESSED MORE TIMES BY THE SACRED WHITE RIVER OF MY PELVIC PALADIN, BUT THAT IS NO REASON TO GIVE ME THE GREEN EYE OF JEALOUSY, MY COCK-LOVING CAVALIER. BETWEEN US, TONIGHT WILL BE RELIGIOUS RAPTURE, FOR YOUR ANAL CLEFT SHALL BE MY GREAT SEA, AND I SHALL BE ITS MOSES, CLEAVING ITS MIGHTY CHOCOLATE OCEAN TO MAKE WAY FOR THE SAFE PASSAGE OF MY TESTICULAR TRIBE, HAVING BEEN GRANTED MEPHITIC FREEDOM FROM THE TYRANNY OF ENSLAVEMENT BEHIND A LOCKED PROSTATE. TO DO THIS, I WILL READY MY LONGINUS TO PIERCE YOUR BACKSIDE'S SACRED DOMAIN - YOU WILL SCREAM FIRST IN PAIN, THEN IN PASSION AS ITS STEEL-LADEN GIRTH STRETCHES AND RIPS THE FABRIC OF YOUR MORTAL INNARDS, DISIMBUING YOU OF YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS, LEADING YOU TO A HEAVEN, THEN REVIVING YOUR FEELING OF PHYSICAL REALITY LIKE A ONCE-CRUCIFIED CHRIST RETURNING TO EARTH. I GUARANTEE IT.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:52 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

I lol'ed

Apr. 12, 2008 | 4:14 AM topdog2007 says:

see i might be abusive but i speak the truth see unlike some pepole if they don't learn to stop speaking lies to other they get no where that why you tell them the truth r ember that old saying truth shall let you free? but yeah i might be that but i speak the truth and you should learn that pepole that don't make nothing but crap on this site are going to get what they deserver i suggest you memorize it
got it memorized?

Apr. 12, 2008 | 4:20 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Im not too sure what you said, but thanks for the comment

Apr. 12, 2008 | 4:23 AM topdog2007 says:

really all i am saying is if they put no effort into it then they don't deserver to get points .

Apr. 12, 2008 | 4:31 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Oh!!

I agree, but the point of reviews my friend is too give advice on how to fix what they did wrong. Yet some of your reveiws do not help.

But some give awesome advice.

Apr. 12, 2008 | 9:56 AM Oddler says:

I've been here since 2002...I'm no longer a teen and feel outta place ;P

Apr. 12, 2008 | 3:37 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Lol im sure after a while it gets weird being around alot of 13 year olds. =p

Apr. 12, 2008 | 5:27 PM sora-kill-u says:

and why ur only level 10 and don't think look who's ta;king

Apr. 12, 2008 | 5:37 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

What the hell are you talking about?

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:25 PM sora-kill-u says:

happy NG birthday

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:41 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thank you!

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:27 PM sora-kill-u says:

that was a typo for the 1st comment

Apr. 12, 2008 | 7:42 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

K then

Apr. 13, 2008 | 9:52 AM thetrixsta says:

Nice job! And just for the heck of it, HAPPY NEWGROUNDS DAY TO YOU!

Apr. 13, 2008 | 4:32 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

THANKS

Apr. 13, 2008 | 5:53 PM Unkle-Krakerz says:

Already been here one year so ha! Fuck you!!

And I don't even have to make a post about it!! Ha DOUBLE OWNED!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!

^_^

Apr. 13, 2008 | 6:06 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

You Sneaky Bastard >_>

Updated: Apr. 13, 2008, 6:06 PM
Apr. 13, 2008 | 5:56 PM Brick-top says:

hey, guess who?

Apr. 13, 2008 | 6:06 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

MOTHER--------- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE.

Updated: Apr. 13, 2008, 6:08 PM
Apr. 14, 2008 | 1:56 AM Jesus-Owns-X says:

20 comments.

Lets keep this bitch going.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 10:58 PM AbstractPathologist says:

Yeah baby! I kept your mom going!!! That filthy fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, how are you?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 11:02 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Im doing pretty good!

OH BTW I HAD LUNCH WITH YOUR SISTER AND SHE FED ME HER HAIR PIE

>=3

Apr. 15, 2008 | 1:22 AM q13qew says:

U suck dude

Apr. 15, 2008 | 1:33 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Why?

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:50 AM Silverfang says:

In 7 days, i have been on here for 5 years.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:33 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

WOW What an accomplishment! I hope you've had fun all these years!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 3:47 PM Racoonmario says:

Happy NG Birthday to you my friend! May it not be your last!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:33 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thank You So Much!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:13 PM BrooklynBrett says:

Nope.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 7:15 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

.epoN

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:38 PM puddinN64 says:

HI TOC2 User!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:52 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Hey there Puddin =D

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:48 PM The-Red-Jack says:

Advance Happy NG Birthday!!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 8:52 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Thanks!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 10:30 PM dude5565 says:

Hmmm im very very little known so this will probally not mean anything to you but.

Happy ng birthday!!

Apr. 15, 2008 | 10:45 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Every comment means something to me !

THANKS

Apr. 16, 2008 | 6:26 PM reviewer-general says:

lol @ yearling

=)

Apr. 16, 2008 | 7:21 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

=)

YAY

Apr. 17, 2008 | 12:31 AM topdog2007 says:

look moron i don't care about stats sure i glances at my blam and laugh some when i blam pieces of shit flashes lol funny as hell to me but you should understand that this site is not a places where you slab a bunch of art and put it on this site no this site is about flash art work understand that my friend if you not going to help then be my enemy i don't care

Apr. 17, 2008 | 1:37 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Lulz.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 12:48 AM ScaryMovieGuy says:

Yo Nig-ga What's Good I'm Glad To Know You And Topdog2007 Are Rivals\
A'ight Awesome Right On My Nig-ger!!!!!!!!!!

Apr. 17, 2008 | 1:37 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

OH YEAH DAWG WE SHALL KILL THAT FAGGOT

Apr. 17, 2008 | 1:48 AM topdog2007 says:

what so funny?

Apr. 17, 2008 | 4:03 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

LOL

Apr. 17, 2008 | 9:41 AM ProjeX says:

I dont think your video embedding is working.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 10:21 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

You don't think, eh?

Apr. 17, 2008 | 10:25 AM The-Red-Jack says:

LOL, Slonicpoke or what his name is.
To make the video thing work, click the embed movie button then post the code

Apr. 17, 2008 | 10:42 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

THANK YOU

Apr. 17, 2008 | 11:40 AM Oddler says:

Virgin is trying to squash how free the internet is which could make other ISPs do the same if they're successful. Check my page...

Apr. 17, 2008 | 11:45 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Yeah im part of the group against it.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 1:49 PM Vtron says:

Newgrounds stalk me, will you?!

No, really. Will you? haha

Apr. 17, 2008 | 7:57 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

SURE ;)

Apr. 17, 2008 | 4:24 PM puddinN64 says:

Virgin is trying to squash how free the internet is which could make other ISPs do the same if they're successful. Spread the word.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 7:56 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Yeah im part of the group against it.

Apr. 18, 2008 | 6:05 PM brayofden says:

how you get a youtube vid on?!
?
' '
o

Apr. 18, 2008 | 9:08 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

THE NEW VIDEO EMBED FEATURE PM ME IF YOU NEED HELP.

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:48 PM jonheric says:

greate men!
it's very fine!
i loved you blog!
Will writing =D

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:49 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

LOL THANKS YOUS

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:50 PM Jesus-Owns-X says:

40 COMMENTS LETS GO FOR 1,000

Apr. 18, 2008 | 11:39 PM Christian676 says:

How the fuck do you post those videos on here???

Apr. 18, 2008 | 11:46 PM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

LOL I SHALL INFORM YOU

Apr. 19, 2008 | 5:32 AM Ghyfty says:

hey did you get that colars penis thing from the bbs?

Apr. 19, 2008 | 6:15 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

*Right Click* And *Save Image As*

And enjoy.

Apr. 19, 2008 | 3:34 PM Christian676 says:

I made your Image!
http://christian676.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/110657
Go checkit!

Apr. 21, 2008 | 12:13 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

THANKS ALOT

Apr. 20, 2008 | 3:32 AM Ghyfty says:

what the hell is a barell roll?

Apr. 21, 2008 | 12:14 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

It's something you can do for any occasion when something goes amiss

Apr. 21, 2008 | 1:29 AM Ghyfty says:

oh,i though it was like someone rolling or something?

Apr. 21, 2008 | 1:33 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Lulz.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 2:53 AM HotActionYiffFur says:

Who cares.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 2:56 AM Jesus-Owns-X responds:

Hello thar

Overated NG user who isn't intresting!

Apr. 21, 2008 | 3:30 AM topdog2007 says:

gratz on you up grade but still whon't beat me >:D

Apr. 21, 2008 | 3:41 AM topdog2007 says:

true man but you got to try and so what pepole pissed screw them! bunch of fucking haters. lol

Apr. 21, 2008 | 6:00 AM ScaryMovieGuy says:

As Vegeta: Well well well Look At What We Have Here Topdick2007 Guess Who Nig-ger You Leave My Homie Jesus-Owns-X Alone Or Me And You Gonna Have A Serious Problem Ass Hole Because I'll Shoot Your Ass TopFaggot2007 Should Be Your Name!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr. 21, 2008 | 6:12 AM ScaryMovieGuy says:

Oh And I Think This So Called HotActionYiffFur Person Calling HimSelf Is Also TopFaggot2007's Gay Boy Friend Because They Both Love Sucking Cock Together!!!!!

Apr. 21, 2008 | 9:17 PM Dools says:

Hey man check out my page I have a hilarious video there!

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